You’d Have More Friends
You can blame your coaches, the mat, bad referees, or that guy who “just spazzed.” But deep down, you know the truth... you’d have more friends if your guard wasn’t trash.
This shirt is for the people who have been submitted one too many times, pulled guard with absolutely no plan, and still came back the next day ready to make the exact same mistakes again.
Jiu-jitsu is humbling. Thankfully, having a terrible guard doesn’t mean you can’t have a sense of humor about it.
Whether you’re getting passed, swept, or just trying to survive the next roll, consider this shirt a friendly reminder: fix your guard, keep training, and stop giving everybody free points.
Trash guard. Good shirt.
Product Details
- Super-soft triblend T-shirt
- Light blue heather color
- Soft, lightweight feel
- Comfortable everyday fit
- Large “You’d Have More Friends If Your Guard Wasn’t Trash” front graphic
- Toro logo on the sleeve
- Made for the gym, the mats and everywhere in between
Why You’ll Love It
- Soft, broken-in feel from day one
- Perfect for training or casual wear
- Gets a laugh from anyone who trains
- A reminder to actually work your guard
- Looks good on and off the mats
Fit & Care
- Soft triblend construction
- Machine wash cold
- Wash inside out
- Wash with like colors
- Do not iron directly on the graphic
Size Chart
Use your normal T-shirt size for a standard fit. If you prefer a looser fit, consider sizing up.
Shipping & Returns
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